Saturday, August 4, 2012

Day 59 - SPF 50 (starter rap)

I'm no rapper, so this is not full length, but yo, this is how I roll.

SPF 50

SPF 50 is what I use
'cause I got less color than Hasidic Jews
No matter how much time in the sun
I stay white like Pale Rider
But like LOTR, put me in water
and Imma Strider

Vampires burn slower
when the sun hits their skin
I'm not evil like them
just got no melanin
Maybe I'll write more
if I survive the pond today
but if I die you'll know why
no need for Mariska Hargitay...

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